bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

holysheerios:

holysheerios:

teddysfotos:

i just

I’m so sorry

PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS I DONT REALLY KNOW WHAT A MANGO IS BUT IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME

fartgallery:

readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

cracked:

"Last weekend was pretty cool, because my alma mater was the subject of a front-page story in the New York Times. Unfortunately, they got there because they utterly shit the bed at handling a sexual assault case." — JF Sargent
5 Uncomfortable Truths About Rape on College Campuses

#5. Doing the Right Thing Will Hurt the Colleges
Rape reports going up is actually a good thing. Feel free to quote me on that. The reason an increase in rape reports is a sign that things are getting better is because it’s actually getting reported. Sexual assault is one of the most underreported crimes in the world, with only 40 percent of cases ever going beyond private conversation, and 1 in 5 women have been sexually assaulted — a number that’s always seemed a little lower than what’s real to me, frankly, but that’s just speaking from anecdotal evidence. So as these reports go up, they’re actually trending toward reflecting the actual amount of sexual assaults that happen. It’s roughly analogous to realizing your home has cockroaches: It’s a painful shock, but at least you now know to buy some bug poison.

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cracked:

"Last weekend was pretty cool, because my alma mater was the subject of a front-page story in the New York Times. Unfortunately, they got there because they utterly shit the bed at handling a sexual assault case." — JF Sargent

5 Uncomfortable Truths About Rape on College Campuses

#5. Doing the Right Thing Will Hurt the Colleges

Rape reports going up is actually a good thing. Feel free to quote me on that. The reason an increase in rape reports is a sign that things are getting better is because it’s actually getting reported. Sexual assault is one of the most underreported crimes in the world, with only 40 percent of cases ever going beyond private conversation, and 1 in 5 women have been sexually assaulted — a number that’s always seemed a little lower than what’s real to me, frankly, but that’s just speaking from anecdotal evidence. So as these reports go up, they’re actually trending toward reflecting the actual amount of sexual assaults that happen. It’s roughly analogous to realizing your home has cockroaches: It’s a painful shock, but at least you now know to buy some bug poison.

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Anonymous asked
and i know if i have to talk to my parents about it, i'll fall back into that, because they were the ones who taught me that mental illness makes you worth less and that people should just 'pull themselves together' and all that bad stuff that really makes my anxiety a whole lot worse. but the thing is, i have to see a therapist i really really need to, because i know why i'm having panic attacks and it's not going to go a way, and my entire head is a mess, but i don't know what to do at all

First, I need to address, as I’m SURE you know: it’s not a weakness, it’s not silly, and it doesn’t make you worth any less.  One of the best pieces of advice I’ve been getting for 15 years now is: “Illness is illness, and you shouldn’t be ashamed just because you don’t LOOK sick.”

I’m definitely in no position to say “You need to speak to your parents,” as I grew up in the same situation.  Mom was more reserved and Dad was: “Suck it up and deal with it.”

As far as it goes if you really don’t want to/can’t speak with them, unfortunately counseling is generally not going to happen without parental consent.  School psychiatrists/counselors can be a massive asset, however; the downside there is that if they think the situation is too extreme, they’re legally obligated to go to your parents to refer you to a psychiatrist.

I’m sure you’ve seen the masterposts for these things, but in case you haven’t:

http://caskisses.tumblr.com/post/77769716408/understanding-types-of-anxiety-disorders-what

Obviously everyone is different, but many people find SO MUCH relief from these techniques, myself included in some cases.  I really feel for you being unable to go to your parents, and I feel awful that I have no direct solution, but I’d highly recommend checking out those links, and definitely talk to people for help/advice/distraction if you’d like to.  Myself and just countless others on Tumblr alone are so willing to share experiences, tips, and thoughts.  It’s an incredibly supportive community, and a huge asset!

radioirwin:

radioirwin:

i was in the car with my mum today and she stopped reversing and looks at me and was like “is that a hickey ??? On ur neck ?????? did a boy do that to u ????????? i thought u’d be alone forever on ur laptop.” the hickey was a bruise from where i accidentally shot myself in the neck with a nerf dart while trying 2 recreate a scene in star trek. my life is so pathetic even mum wants me 2 get some

stop reblogging this

thisamyshouldbeinthetardis:

youareabadger:

I just really love it when actors wear t-shirts about their projects or friends for fun

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I love how half of these are Rupert Grint he’s so cute

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”

shineonfromtheinsideout:

So I made these over the weekend. I realised how great Adventure Time is to quote from so I decided to do a thing, and once again thanks to Kudzumon for lending his help. Much appreciated buddy.

These are all available over at Red Bubble.

Please keep the source up here.